Showing posts with label I found something funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I found something funny. Show all posts

Thursday, March 3, 2011

We must keep the influences of pornography and organized religion forever separated. Once the pornographers become familiar with the methods of religion, we are all doomed, for they will have learned how to get access to 10 percent of our family budgets, and will rule unquestioned, withdrawing the porn if we disobey. This must not be permitted to happen. Better to be ruled by men who just peddle immortality and prosperity from the divine than to be dominated by people who can take away our porn.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Links to those webcomics I was talking about

RPG themed:
Irregular Webcomic!
The granddaddy of them all, updates everyday for more than 2,000 days.
{Scene: A dimly lit street in the a starport town.}
Serron: "We get these original organs implanted into ourselves, as spares, hidden behind the stomach or something. Then when we come back from the future to save our past selves, only the replacement organs from our future selves get extracted, and we survive with these ones!"
Iki Piki: "That... almost works. Except it means the organs inside us right now are always in the time loop, and must be infinitely old..."
Serron: "Don't be ridiculous. This is the first time this has happened to us!"
Darths & Droids
Done by the same person as Irregular Webcomic!, using frames from Star Wars instead of home made pictures.
Qui-Gon: Let's see. Electro-axe. Energy mace. "Plasma bow"?? You just took a D&D equipment list and stuck techy words in front, right?
GM: Don't be stupid.
Qui-Gon: Ten foot laser pole...
Later scene
Qui-Gon: All right! So who do we kill?
GM: You're first level. You're just here to negotiate.
Qui-Gon: I can't negotiate with a sword! I need a blaster!

General Humor:
Questionable Content
Like a sitcom but with interesting characters and good writing.

Wondermark: An Illustrated Jocularity
Victorian Art, a Far Side morality, an absurdist and vicious wit.

SIGN:
HOUSE SPECIAL /
Customer's entrails are torn from their body and fed to them in a broth of vomit. / BANNER: AUTHENTIC GAXIAN CUISINE! /
MALE GAXIAN: "OPEN A RESTAURANT, she said. PEOPLE LOVE REGIONAL FOOD, she said!"

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Our charcters met when he walked in on me doing his mom.

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Yes it is, it's in my character bio.

That's not a character bio it's a post it note that says "I did your mom."

It just gets better from there.
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/888/888241p1.html